rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what did the police say to the organ thief

think lung and heart about what you just did

bluboboggins:

stop playing games with my heart barack

freebiglurch:

probably naming my first child kanye west tbh 

freebiglurch:

probably naming my second child kanye west too tbh 

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a really smart gay person

a homogenius

sam-the-sasquatch:

 i was watching the curious case of benjamin button and then i had a thought “what if the opposite happened and he got older every year? wow, i’m a genius! i should totally write a story about that” … and then i realised

meladoodle:

i always overestimate my friendship with ppl

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

watchog:

my dream is to buy a load of inflatable sex dolls, fill them full of helium and release them into a city centre